("20th Century Boy" playing)
♪ Friends say it's fine ♪
♪ Friends say it's good ♪
♪ Everybody say's he's just like rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ And it's plain to see ♪
♪ You were meant for me yeah ♪
♪ I'm your boy your 20th century toy. ♪
(audience cheering)
Chrissy Teigen: A two time Grammy winner,
he is the host of "Lip Sync Battle,"
LL Cool J.
Hands in the air!
Side to side like this here!
Now let me hear you say, "yeah!"
Audience: Yeah!
Say it's on now!
Audience: It's on now!
Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle."
This is where the biggest celebrities
get to live out their musical dreams.
(audience cheering)
And wherever there's an A-list party,
you know who's gonna be right in the middle of it.
Riding shotgun for all of the fun.
The lovely lady of the house.
My girl,
Chrissy Teigen.
(audience cheers)
LL: Aw yeah!
Go Chrissy.
Money green on her.
Get it going, girl.
Money green on her, money green on her.
- Get it going, girl. Money green on her. - Colors!
- Money green on her. - Oh, we both got green.
- We both got green. - Uh, uh, money green on her.
Hello!
- 'Sup! - That's a roar I heard from back there.
- That's a good vibe. - They sound good.
You guys sound good!
You get that all the time though.
- You get that all the time. - You're used to that.
Every night when I introduce you,
they fall in love with you all over again.
This one's specifically louder than most though, I love it.
(cheering)
The whole crew is buzzin' backstage.
Everybody's talking about tonight's show, what can we expect?
Oh my goodness, so no big deal.
We just got a world renowned comedian.
And a UFC Heavyweight Champion!
So there's a hilarious battle of both wit and strength.
- Wit and strength? - Yes!
- Interesting. - Who will prevail?
- Who will prevail, interesting. - We'll see.
Okay so how about we get this started?
Let's do this, I gotta see this.
So we can find out who'll prevail.
(audience cheering)
Up first!
Don't make him mad.
(laughs)
He's a UFC Hall of Famer.
And movie star!
Who plans to make his competition, expendable.
It's Randy Couture!
(cheering)
Monster!
And his opponent...
Stand-up comic and actor.
He's known to work a little magic with the mic.
Let's hear it for our boy,
Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias!
(cheering)
Holy crap!
LL: Oh boy!
Oh my god.
Are you ready for the battle?
(cheering)
You ready for the battle?
Oh yeah.
(audience laughing)
LL: Randy, please take a seat in the VIP.
Gabriel come on over.
I love him!
Gabriel, I know you love music.
- You know what I'm sayin', so... - Oh yeah.
Which track are you gonna do?
Well, I'm gonna channel a little bit of my inner '90s.
And I'm gonna do a song by a group known as Color Me Badd.
And the song that I'm gonna do
is "I Wanna Sex You Up."
Oh!
Giving the people what they want
with "I Wanna Sex You Up."
Gabriel Iglesias.
♪ Tick tock you don't stop â™ â™ Let's do this ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Come inside take off your coat ♪
♪ I'll make you feel at home ♪
♪ Now let's pour a glass of wine ♪
♪ Cause now we're all alone ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Girl you know I'm hooked on you ♪
♪ And this is what I'll do I wanna love you now ♪
♪ I wanna sex you up ♪
♪ All night ♪
♪ I want to ♪
♪ I wanna sex you up ♪
♪ Let me take off all your clothes ♪
♪ Disconnect the phone so nobody knows yeah ♪
♪ Let me light a candle so we can make it better ♪
♪ Makin' love until we drown ♪
♪ Dig ♪
♪ Girl you know I'm hooked on you ♪
♪ And this is what I'll do ♪
♪ Yeah I wanna sex you up ♪
♪ All night ♪
♪ I want to ♪
♪ I wanna sex you up. ♪
(audience cheers)
(audience chants) Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy!
Yo, you was rolling out that pelvis out there wasn't ya?
It's a love machine, huh?
I'm tired, I don't know how you do it man.
I just burned like 97 calories.
He smiles but you know he could snap your neck,
like in two seconds, right?
I love it like the producers were like
"Yeah, you gonna have it out with him?"
I go, "dude really?"
This guy is a beast and I'm Tempur-Pedic.
(audience laughs)
So, Randy, What did you think of his performance?
He did great man.
He threw down the gauntlet.
I'm gonna have to bring my A-game now.
Oh, oh.
I'll hide back here, man.
No, no, no. Actually you can hide in the VIP section.
- All right man. - Randy you come on out.
All right, good luck, man.
(audience cheers)
So, Randy are you gonna go back hard against Gabriel?
What are you feeling right now?
Oh yeah he definitely threw it down,
I gotta step it up, for sure.
You going to step it up?
You got all that groove going,
you kidding me? Come on.
Give it up for Randy Couture!
("My Prerogative" by Bobby Brown plays)
♪ Everybody's talking all this stuff about me ♪
♪ Why don't they just let me live ♪
♪ I don't need permission make my own decisions ♪
♪ That's my prerogative ♪
♪ They say I'm crazy ♪
♪ I really don't care ♪
♪ That's my prerogative ♪
♪ They say I'm nasty ♪
♪ But I don't give a damn ♪
♪ Getting girls is how I live ♪
♪ Some ask me questions ♪
♪ Why am I so real? ♪
♪ But they don't understand me ♪
♪ I really don't know the deal ♪
♪ About a brother ♪
♪ Trying hard to make it right ♪
♪ Not long ago ♪
♪ Before I win this fight, sing ♪
♪ Everybody's talking all this stuff about me ♪
♪ Why don't they just let me live ♪
♪ I don't need permission make my own decisions ♪
♪ That's my prerogative. ♪
(audience applauds)
(laughs) Yo, that's a hell of a move right there.
That's your go-to move?
That was old school Roger Rabbit right there.
That's right.
You're lucky gravity messes with me.
So, Chrissy.
You did such a good job, you were honestly...
I was a little mellow, and you were going for it, going for it.
But then when you busted out the Roger Rabbit,
I was done. That was great.
Can I see it one more time, please?
(Chrissy laughs)
- Yeah. - Chrissy: Doesn't he have...
It's something about your chest and your shoulders...
- I know. - And you biting that bottom lip there.
Like, it's like to get an extra grip on it or something.
All right. Randy, head on over to the VIP.
Randy Couture y'all.
Great job man.
As you can see,
it's a no-holds-barred battle of the big men.
Randy showed us what brown can do for you,
and Gabriel tried to seduce the whole room.
So who will take the belt?
Lot's more craziness coming up
on "Lip Sync Battle."
♪ All this stuff about me ♪
♪ Why don't they just let me live ♪
("20th Century Boy" playing)
Round Two of "Lip Sync Battle" is about to go off.
Are these guys crushing it tonight, or what?
Randy Couture, UFC Hall of Famer,
and Gabriel, big time stand-up comedian.
They both know how to seal the deal
when they're in the spotlight.
Before we get to Randy's Round Two performance,
Let's check out what life has been for him,
once he came to hang out
with the "Lip Sync Battle" family, baby.
If I was Fluffy right now, yeah I'd be scared.
I gotta hide?
I'd be peeing down my leg about this time.
Uh-oh.
I'll be good. You can choke me out.
I know you can. I know, you can. One pinky.
We made you workout pants.
Do you want the wristbands?
- Workout wristbands? - I think we could do that.
- I think we could go the Richard Simmons look. - Yeah.
I don't want any wardrobe malfunctions.
- What's up man? - How you doing? Good to see you.
Hip, hip, hip. Hip, hip, hip.
- Shake those legs. - Uh, uh, uh.
Shake those legs.
- So, you'll come up behind her. - Yes!
This side or that side? - This, well, which side... What do you think?
- Yeah. - You tell me which side!
Yay!
Yay! Woo!
- That was better. - That was better. That was awesome.
I'm so glad we changed this to women.
Yeah, that's great and right there.
Meanie and mean.
Good, that's awesome.
Announcer: Ready music and spot check.
LL: Go get 'em, go get 'em!
Go get 'em!
No further questions from you pal.
I'm getting into battlemode here.
(audience cheering)
♪ I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like ♪
♪ Making good conversation ♪
♪ I gotta handle you just right ♪
♪ You know what I mean ♪
♪ I took you to an intimate restaurant ♪
♪ Then to a suggestive movie ♪
♪ There's nothing left to talk about ♪
♪ Unless it's horizontally ♪
♪ Let's get physical, physical ♪
♪ I wanna get physical ♪
♪ Let's get into physical ♪
♪ Let me hear your body talk ♪
♪ Body talk ♪ ♪ Let me hear your body talk ♪
♪ Let's get physical, physical ♪
♪ I wanna get physical ♪
♪ Let's get into physical ♪
♪ Let me hear your body talk ♪
♪ Body talk ♪ ♪ Let me hear your body talk ♪
♪ Let's get animal, animal ♪
♪ I wanna get animal ♪
♪ Let's get into animal ♪
♪ Let me hear your body talk, body talk ♪
♪ Let me hear your body talk. ♪
(audience cheering)
Yo! Hold on Ray, here you go Ray.
Why thank you.
How is it to stand up there in that?
It's hot.
Now he has to stand there with you like that.
I'm like Gene Simmons without hair.
Richard Simmons, Richard Simmons, sorry.
Gene Simmons would require a tongue.
- So you know... - Aha ha ha...
Yeah I'm having trouble comprehending it too.
- Fluffy, Fluffy. - Man.
Two things, one...
Where did you find this?
The same place we found these shorts.
And two, those socks, man.
There's a pissed off cholo in Norwalk
missing his socks right now.
- That was awesome. - And so...
LL...
Well Chrissy...
- I love it, nice headband. - Chrissy...
Randy, that body was talking.
- It was. - That body was talking.
I loved it, did you guys love it?
LL: What was it sayin' though, Chrissy?
What was his body sayin'?
I just hope... I'm scared to look down
so I'm like trying to focus my eyes on...
There's so much happening.
Wait, okay it was saying a lot.
He's giving a moose knuckle right now.
Hey Randy, Randy please, head over to the VIP.
Mic.
Look! So Randy Couture got extremely physical.
Up next we'll find out
what our friend Fluffy
has cooked up in this all out brawl
for "Lip Sync Battle" glory! Stay right there!
♪ Let's get physical, physical ♪
♪ I wanna get physical ♪
(music playing)
This is another insane night
at the musical fantasy camp
otherwise known as "Lip Sync Battle."
Randy Couture is done for the night.
Just kickin' it in the VIP.
While funny man Gabriel Iglesias
is getting pumped for his final performance.
Before Fluffy rocks the stage,
Let's take a look at some of the special preparations he made
for his first night on "LSB."
Oh, we're gonna do some amazing things today.
Perfection.
I feel pretty gangster with this thing on, I'm not gonna lie.
I just need a 40 and some cigarettes.
And that's gonna take me back to my childhood.
Yeah, that's it. Nice, that's good.
Love it. Good, that's awesome.
So, here are your shoes.
I was trained to actually walk in heels.
- Nice. - For an eight second scene in a movie.
I was wondering what you was doing in my closet.
Ahh! Never in a million years.
Did I think I'd be putting on heels, in front of somebody.
Don't judge me.
I can be on you?
- You can be all over me man. - All right.
- Do your thing. Do your thing. - I got the green light.
It's gonna happen.
Woman: Yes, you got this!
I like that!
Four guys touched me and I touched four guys.
Somebody's taking me to dinner.
Tonight.
Announcer: We go in 5 seconds.
- 4... - Gotta go visit hair and make up.
Do a little trim.
Before.
- After. - Whoa!
Let's go.
Woman: Can we strike please?
Moving on!
(laughs)
("Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer plays)
(audience cheering)
♪ Sittin' here eating my heart out waitin' ♪
♪ Waiting for some lover to call ♪
♪ Dialed about a thousand numbers lately ♪
♪ Almost rang the phone off the wall ♪
♪ Lookin' for some hot stuff, baby, this evenin' ♪
♪ I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight ♪
♪ I want some hot stuff, baby, this evenin' ♪
♪ Gotta have some hot stuff ♪
♪ Gotta have some love tonight ♪
♪ Hot stuff ♪
♪ I need hot stuff ♪
♪ Lookin' for a lover who needs another ♪
♪ Don't want another night on my own ♪
♪ Wanna share my love with a warm blooded lover ♪
♪ Wanna bring a wild man back home ♪
♪ Gotta have some hot love, baby, this evenin' ♪
♪ I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight ♪
♪ I want some hot stuff, baby, this evenin' ♪
♪ Gotta have some lovin' ♪
♪ Got to have love tonight ♪
♪ Hot stuff ♪
♪ I need hot stuff ♪
♪ Hot stuff baby ♪
♪ Gonna need your love tonight. ♪
(cheering)
(audience chanting) Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy!
Yes!
- You said "Yes!" - Yes! Girl, slay!
Slay!
- You had facial hair before this, like you shave? - Hey man, I shave.
I haven't shaved in five years.
I loved that you thought that if you shaved you would look like Donna Summer.
All I gotta do is shave.
(audience laughs)
Did he rip up the runway with this look?
You worked those heels like nobody's business.
That was amazing.
What is there to say, aside from I wanna touch them titties.
(audience screaming)
("Hot Stuff" playing)
When we come back,
this amazing audience decides
whose hot stuff and whose not.
And the championship belt is up for grabs.
Will it be Randy or Fluffy?
We'll be right back on "Lip Sync Battle!"
♪ Lookin' for some hot stuff, baby, this evenin' ♪
("20th Century Boy" playing)
These two gladiators,
showed no fear tonight on "Lip Sync Battle."
But they showed a lot of leg.
A lot of leg.
Here it is.
The moment of truth.
Two men entered but only one man leaves.
It's time for the crowd to decide who gets
the Lip Sync Victory Championship Belt.
- Chrissy, let's do this. - Let's do this.
Is the champion,
World class fighter, Randy Couture?
(cheering)
Or...
Is the winner...
Fantastic funny man,
Gabriel Iglesias?
(cheering)
(audience chanting) Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy!
And the "Lip Sync Battle" Champion is...
"Fluff Daddy Fluffy'" Gabriel Iglesias.
(cheering)
Congratulations.
Gabriel, Gabriel! Come on over here.
Watch out, they can't see me B.
(laughter) Aight.
- You threw yourself into this whole thing. - That's an understatement.
- That is an understatement. - He's bleeding.
I'm wearing something underneath this
that's so tight, I'll never have children.
(laughing)
I didn't wanna come in here and just mess around man,
I didn't wanna mess around, I wanted to come in here and go all out.
I said "you know if I'm gonna do that show,
I'm gonna go as balls to the wall as I can."
- (cheering) - My man...
Okay so, Randy.
You didn't get the belt, you're in second but,
you put yourself out there tonight.
The audience loves you.
Thank you!
So, I hope you had a good time.
I had a blast, it was great.
And like he said, I think we come out here to just let it go.
Let it all out. And he definitely did that!
I think Ronda Rousey better watch out!
Yeah, Ronda Rousey better watch out, yeah.
That's a tough one right there.
Once again, give some love
to Gabriel Iglesias and Randy Couture.
Good night to me. LL Cool J.
And my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life,
knock 'em out the box L, knock 'em out L.
♪ Hot Stuff, baby, this evenin' ♪
♪ I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight ♪
♪ I want some hot stuff, baby, this evenin' ♪
♪ Gotta have some hot stuff ♪
♪ Gotta have some love tonight ♪
♪ Hot stuff. ♪
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